Think of me as one head attached to a couple or three bodies. Ugly, but handy. For a number of years I've worked full-time as an ad copywriter, journalist, photojournalist and commercial photographer. Which means you can get your Web and media content created by me much faster, cheaper and better than by trying to parcel it out to folks who may not be working under the same roof or even sleeping together.

Because I'm one guy doing all the work, I know how the content fits. So if I write a page about fire prevention services, as seen from a veteran firefighter on the 30th floor of a highrise engulfed in flames, I can tell you exactly what it'll cost to get the accompanying shot. If that's too much, I can write similar copy as told by a peach-fuzzed rookie on the first floor with a significantly cheaper point of view.

I've never worked with markedly patient people, so I've gotten good at working fast. By the time a creative team's agreed on what they're doing for you, how, by whom, and what toppings are going on all those pizzas your budget is buying, I can have the job finished and published so you can start making money instead of spending it.

I work with very good equipment and I use it efficiently. So if you're saying, "Hey, I'm not flying that Ben Madden guy to Portland from Virginia just to shoot for a day and write some copy," go ahead and price that out. If you're starting from scratch on a website and all you need is myself on the content, you'll save money over hiring two local blokes even if you upgrade me from coach, which you and I both know isn't going to happen. I don't much like flying regardless of the seat size so it's all the same by me.